Another ****ing Kickstarter

I hate writing spam. And you hate reading spam.
So let’s not kid ourselves with long overly pleasant and boring posts.
We both know the real score. I want to finish this ****ing game and you want to give me money to do that. That’s all this is. A transaction. I’m not your friend. I’m not your buddy. Or your pal.
I’m the ****ing writer and you’re the fleshbag with a credit card.
So. Spread the word to your friends and no one gets hurt.
Or don’t. And find some other tribe to live in.
Got it, punk?