Cards Against Your Face

Just in time for the holidays, I’ve created and released three unofficial expansions to a famous, horrible, offensive, ‘you know what it is’ card game. The cards are print versions, not those ridiculous paper PDF things. Gross.

Each deck has a theme and includes 75 cards (55 white and 20 non-white cards) on premium paper.

cardsagainstcivilityCards Against Civility is themed around ‘those people’ who don’t seem to have manners and fit in with the rest of us. You know who you are. Audi Drivers top the list.


cardsagainsthumilityCards Against Humility is themed around events and people that/who embarrass us. Grandma kissing you in front of your friends would be an example, though it didn’t make the final cut, though watching porn with grandma in the room did.



cardsagainststupidityFinally, my favorite of the series is Cards Against Stupidity. This is just the kind of stuff that drives me nuts (and probably you, too). Seriously annoying and stupid things and people. My favorite from the deck is probably people who shave off their eyebrows and draw them back in with a sharpie pen. If you’re going to get one, get this one.

cardsagainststupidity136Update: Two new decks.

Cards Against Pervertity and Cards Against Senility.

For obvious reasons, I can’t post the Pervert ones, but here’s some Senility for you.